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Vegans Are Trying To Make Animals Extinct, Warn Experts.

Experts have today released a shocking announcement that farm animals may all be extinct in the near future if the current spread of Veganism continues unabated. “These people say that animals are sentient beings and should not be eaten,” said … Continue reading

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Galway Man Thinks He’s A Cow, Demands Respect

“A cow trapped inside a man’s body, that’s how I feel,” said the Galway man in a mooving tone. “I don’t know why it’s so hard to fathom,” he continued, “I mean women get trapped in men’s bodies and men … Continue reading

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The Captain

“Row ye bastards! Row for your lives or we’re all done for,” he screamed in a wonderful rage that bordered on insanity. The boat was rocking violently and The Captain was sure he and his crew would find themselves as … Continue reading

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Trees and ADHD

It has been scientifically proven by leading experts in the field of Treeology that humans are, in fact, evolved from trees. Dr Treesdum of the Scientific Institute of Treeology explained his theory at a recent conference in Treeburg. According to … Continue reading

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Die Standing

Everything that his life had been was reduced to this. Every sinew in his body burned,  every joint grated in such a way as to send sharp pains shooting through the very fibre of his being, like glass slicing relentlessly … Continue reading

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