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Vegans Are Trying To Make Animals Extinct, Warn Experts.

Experts have today released a shocking announcement that farm animals may all be extinct in the near future if the current spread of Veganism continues unabated. “These people say that animals are sentient beings and should not be eaten,” said … Continue reading

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Galway Man Thinks He’s A Cow, Demands Respect

“A cow trapped inside a man’s body, that’s how I feel,” said the Galway man in a mooving tone. “I don’t know why it’s so hard to fathom,” he continued, “I mean women get trapped in men’s bodies and men … Continue reading

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Alone in the Subway (of life)

You cling to my neck, exhausted Sitting in the best seat in town We call it the arm chair Which always makes you smile Keeping you safe is my only thought now I have a headache, an earache, and chills … Continue reading

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As Fast As Me

Your car goes fast Under your ass But you can’t run As fast as me Your clothes look nice At thrice the price But you can’t run As fast as me

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