Category Archives: Satire

Satirical observations about the often strange goings on in Ireland

Vegans Are Trying To Make Animals Extinct, Warn Experts.

Experts have today released a shocking announcement that farm animals may all be extinct in the near future if the current spread of Veganism continues unabated. “These people say that animals are sentient beings and should not be eaten,” said … Continue reading

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Galway Man Thinks He’s A Cow, Demands Respect

“A cow trapped inside a man’s body, that’s how I feel,” said the Galway man in a mooving tone. “I don’t know why it’s so hard to fathom,” he continued, “I mean women get trapped in men’s bodies and men … Continue reading

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Pussy Plans To Run Ten Marathons In Ten Years For Feminist Charity

No, not a cat, just a very feeble “man” with feminist tendencies as evidenced by his desire to support the newly founded charity called The Irish Alliance Of Women Against Men. A relation of top RTE executives, the man was … Continue reading

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“I Fell in Love With his Smile,” says Tinder Victim.

This is Mary. After exhausting all of the men in her office and neighbourhood, she decided to open her mind to online dating.

“There’s billions of men in the world,” she realised, “and when I had this epiphany I knew I knew that technology was going to be the only possible way I would find ‘the one’.” Continue reading

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Drugging and Driving in Galway

Last night we at the Galway COW conducted a scientific experiment to see if there was, in fact, any issues with drugging and driving or whether the government campaign to stop people doing it is simply a load of old … Continue reading

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Local Reiki Specialist Successfully Performs Breast Augmentations

“All women are entitled to big breasts,” says respected Reiki specialist, Zach Powers, and adds, “I believe God meant it to be that way.” Mr Powers claims to have successfully performed dozens of successful augmentations on local women who are … Continue reading

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Local Solicitor Sleeps “Very Well” in Expensive Bed Bought from Clients’ Pain and Suffering

“I care about my clients,” she said, while sipping from a €200-a-glass flute of Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger(a VERY fancy Champagne), “and that is why it’s important for me to have the best night’s sleep I can get. … Continue reading

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Public Alert: Racist Perverts Overheard in City Centre Pub?

Members of the public are advised to be on red alert this evening as a member of the public has contacted us here at the Galway COW in relation to a bunch of potential racist perverts he overheard meticulously planning … Continue reading

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Trees and ADHD

It has been scientifically proven by leading experts in the field of Treeology that humans are, in fact, evolved from trees. Dr Treesdum of the Scientific Institute of Treeology explained his theory at a recent conference in Treeburg. According to … Continue reading

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