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Local Reiki Specialist Successfully Performs Breast Augmentations

“All women are entitled to big breasts,” says respected Reiki specialist, Zach Powers, and adds, “I believe God meant it to be that way.” Mr Powers claims to have successfully performed dozens of successful augmentations on local women who are … Continue reading

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Local Solicitor Sleeps “Very Well” in Expensive Bed Bought from Clients’ Pain and Suffering

“I care about my clients,” she said, while sipping from a €200-a-glass flute of Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger(a VERY fancy Champagne), “and that is why it’s important for me to have the best night’s sleep I can get. … Continue reading

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Public Alert: Racist Perverts Overheard in City Centre Pub?

Members of the public are advised to be on red alert this evening as a member of the public has contacted us here at the Galway COW in relation to a bunch of potential racist perverts he overheard meticulously planning … Continue reading

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Limerick Through A Lens

Frazzled from not sleeping and bursting for a leak, I arrive at my city centre B+B to a pleasant woman who greets me in a lyrical accent such that makes me think the city could have no better name. I’m … Continue reading

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Great Limerick Run 2016: “Waste of a Good Day’s Drinking,” says local.

The Great Limerick Run today saw 14,000 people take to the streets to undertake the various races of which it is comprised. It includes a full marathon, a half marathon, and a six mile race. Every runner has their own … Continue reading

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Trees and ADHD

It has been scientifically proven by leading experts in the field of Treeology that humans are, in fact, evolved from trees. Dr Treesdum of the Scientific Institute of Treeology explained his theory at a recent conference in Treeburg. According to … Continue reading

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