Writing this post feels kind of stupid because doing a marathon no longer seems like a big deal to me. But notice how I said “doing”, not running.
I had aspirations of running a marathon since my mid twenties but every single time I got into the rhythm of training my knees, back, or hamstrings, or something else got screwed up and my running came to an abrupt end. Continue reading “How To Do A Marathon Without Training”
Experts have today released a shocking announcement that farm animals may all be extinct in the near future if the current spread of Veganism continues unabated. Continue reading “Vegans Are Trying To Make Animals Extinct, Warn Experts.”
“A cow trapped inside a man’s body, that’s how I feel,” said the Galway man in a mooving tone. Continue reading “Galway Man Thinks He’s A Cow, Demands Respect”
No, not a cat, just a very feeble “man” with feminist tendencies as evidenced by his desire to support the newly founded charity called The Irish Alliance Of Women Against Men. Continue reading “Pussy Plans To Run Ten Marathons In Ten Years For Feminist Charity”
The Galway Cow has learned that there is an out-and-out nutcase going around the country, running marathons, who does a lot of his training barefoot. Continue reading “Fucking Nutcase Trains Barefoot”
In the latest in a string of sexual indiscretions the Galway COW can reveal that a 90 year old Galway man once had desires of a sexual nature. Continue reading “Galway Man (90) Who Once Had Sexual Desires Shamed In Court”
Recently, I’ve been indulging my narcissistic tendencies and conducting an experiment to see if the world thinks I am as fascinating and interesting as I like to think I am. Continue reading “How to Lose 100 Page Likes on Facebook”
I started doing this a couple of years back on account of suffering a neck injury as well as increased back pain in direct parallel to the increased amount of time I spent hunched in front of my computer like Quasi Modo. Continue reading “12 Reasons to Sleep on the Floor (pillowless)”
Continue reading “Couch to 36 Miles in 3 Weeks with The Peyton Method :-)”
