“I Fell in Love With his Smile,” says Tinder Victim.


This is Mary. After exhausting all of the men in her office and neighbourhood, she decided to open her mind to online dating.

“There’s billions of men in the world,” she realised, “and when I had this epiphany I knew that technology was going to be the only possible way I would find ‘the one’.”

Determined to find her soulmate, she said, “I was swiping through about 1,000 men a night on Tinder when I first clapped eyes on Johnny. And I just knew straightaway, from his smile, that he was the man for me.”

After being hospitalised when he swung a hatchet at her, she said, “I still love him. Sometimes love hurts. You just have to deal with these minor hiccups. It’s what people do when they’re in love. They work at it.”

The Galway COW, keeping you up-to-date with modern romance.


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