“I care about my clients,” she said, while sipping from a €200-a-glass flute of Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger(a VERY fancy Champagne), “and that is why it’s important for me to have the best night’s sleep I can get. The best way to serve my clients is to make sure my life outside work is a relative utopia.”
The solicitor, who cannot be named for legal reasons (the COW doesn’t want to be sued, what with the price of grass these days!) said, on the subject of her €2,000,000 yacht which bobs around idle in the docks most of the year, “I don’t use the boat much, what with the weather in this country, but it’s comforting to know that I have it for the occasional excursion into the bay.”
When asked if she had any guilt about her lifestyle being much more extravagant than the common man, she said, “Not at all. My family has been Bourgeois for hundreds of years. I was born into money. It’s my birthright, but having said that, money isn’t important to me. It doesn’t buy you happiness. I’m a lady of simple pleasures,” she concluded, while instructing the waiter to send down another glass of the most expensive Champagne available in the country.
The Galway COW News, live from Galway.